Thursday, August 14, 2014

Fixing Mom's Hair

TIPPER

I fix Mom's hair at night, in bed.  Sometimes I get so carried away she wakes up and moves into the guestroom, muttering the whole way about not being able to get a decent nights sleep with 4 cats on the bed!  Then Misty and I run down the hall ahead of her and if we make it into the guestroom, she kicks us out.
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Thursday, July 31, 2014

It's not ME, OK!

MAX

Now George, I don't want to hear ONE fat joke about this picture!  It's not me, OK.

GEORGE

I know.  I'm (snicker)...I'm not saying anyth (hehhehheh)...anythi....(ahahahahaha)  OK sorry, (ahem) I'm...oh my Bast, I can't help it (aharharharhar!!)   

MAX

(sigh)

Friday, July 25, 2014

Not 8 More!

GEORGE

This made Mom laugh.  Now let's see...we're 4 here, so if we had one of these nice cube things Mom could have 8 more cats.  I know you love cats, Mom.  Wouldn't this be great?

MOM

Forget it.  We can't afford the vet bills!

Thursday, July 10, 2014

It's my 17th Purrthday

GEORGE

Well, today is my 17th purrthday.  Yes!!!  For a while there, no one thought I'd make it, what with my advanced kidney disease and all, but here I am.  Mom and Dad have been taking real good care of me so maybe I'll stay around for a while.

So Mom, how old am I in human years?

MOM

I don't know, dear.  I'm just glad you're still here.

GEORGE

Me, too, but I want to know how old I am, so let's look at the age converter.  Let's see.


https://akaalpet.com/images/stories/cat_age_conversion.jpg

Hmmm...I'm 84.   Well, for 84, I'm feeling pretty good, I guess.

So, in view of the fact that I haven't left for The Bridge yet, I'm throwing myself a HUGE party and everyone is invited.  Stop what you're doing and come on over!!

We have a massive buffet selection including meats, bacon, sausage, chicken, turkey, ham, seafood, eggs, cheese and pizza so dig in and help yourself.   There are raw meats, for those who prefer that, and my Dad has the grill going so just tell him what you want and he'll cook it.  Keep it coming, Dad.  We don't want anyone to leave here hungry!!


























































Even though we have a nice yard and patio, it gets really, really hot here in Arid-zone, so I planned for everyone to stay inside and enjoy the AC.  The bar is open with niptinis, tuna coolers and meowgaritas, but only milk for all you kittens under one year old!  If there's anything on the buffet you can't reach, ask my Mom.  She'll be busy keeping the buffet filled.





















And, last but not least, stop at our great dessert buffet.  We have ice creams, pudding, cookies, cakes and pies of all flavors.











  










































When you're so stuffed you can't eat another bite, there are three bedrooms and several cushions and pillows, so you can rest a while.  Litter boxes are strategically placed, but are secluded for your privacy.  If you find a litter box that isn't clean and sanitary, tell my Mom and she'll take care of it.

After everyone has rested we'll start the fun.  There'll be a DJ for live entertainment and music for dancing, ceiling walking, THOE down the long hall, and the always popular, house trashing.

For those, like me, who prefer a quieter form of entertainment, there's bird watching with a clear view of the bird bath and feeders in the back yard or just visiting with old friends.



Thanks everyone, for being my friend and for coming to my party.  Don't forget to take a 'nip filled party favor on your way out and I hope you had a great time helping me turn 17!






Wednesday, July 09, 2014

How do you Sleep?


...and this is PRECISELY why we had to kick our kitties out of the room at night!GEORGE

Personally I'm an in-betweener or a spooner. If Mom is in bed, I spoon her and if it's only Dad I sleep in the center.

Tipper, Max & Misty are pillow takeovers and sleep against Mom's head.  Sometimes she gets so aggravated she goes in the guestroom.  Can you imagine Max with all his hefty weight pressing against your head!

How do you prefer to sleep at night?



Friday, July 04, 2014

Happy Purrthday to our Country

We wish our country and all Americans, human and animals, a Happy 4th of July.  If anyone is looking for us, we'll be hiding under the big bed until the noise is done.




 Safe Happy Fourth Pictures

Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Say NO to Sticky Things

GEORGE

This is not our Boy.  But our Boy is here almost every day and all I can say is, he'd better not even THINK about doing this to me!! 
Lollipop: Ruined

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