Incident #1

GEORGE

OK, as I expected, we had our first "Shasta incident". You all know Shasta (our human sister's dog) is living with us for a while and last evening we almost came to blows!!

Shasta ate part of her dinner and left some in her bowl. Well, a while later Max strolled by and stuck his nose in the bowl to see what was there. Shasta saw this, jumped off the couch and charged Max, yapping at him. He ran for safety and is OK.

I understand she was protecting her bowl, but I'm not about to stand still for anyone bullying my brother. So I fulfilled my role as Senior Cat and rushed in to remind Shasta of Rule #8. I puffed out my furs and stood sideways and yowled. Mom had to get between us to prevent a major altercation. Even mild mannered Tipper ran over to see what was happening.

Note to readers: To prevent any injuries, Shasta was put in her crate while The Crew calmed down.

Frootbat Friday

GEORGE

Mom found some really old pictures of me when I was a baby, way back in August 1997, and guess what...I might have been a frootbat and I didn't even know it!! 'Course I was a baby, so I didn't know much of anything.

See what I mean? Look at the size of my ears. They're huge!!

Hey Titus, what do you think? Do I qualify?

The beauty behind me is my littermate sister Gracie, who went to The Rainbow Bridge very suddenly, 6 years ago

A Christmas Game

We made a Christmas game for everyone. See how quickly you can do this puzzle, and have fun!!

Hover over and click on our picture to get the puzzle.

Poor Attila

GEORGE

I feel bad for him. If he's awake at 2PM, he must have a lot on his mind.












I never knew a cat who suffered from insomnia. Mom does, but we four sleep just fine, thank you.

Actually, during the work week while Mom and Dad are gone, we're sleeping at 2PM. Sometimes, even when they're home on weekends, we're sleeping at 2PM and I see nothing wrong with that. It's' what we do.

Sharing the Ham

GEORGE

As Senior Cat I have certain privileges in our house and one of them is being close to the action. In this case the sandwich-making action.

What are we having today, Dad?

Hmmm... I see you got some fresh ham at the deli. But don't you think I should check it out? You know....to be sure it's safe for you & Mom to eat!

(nomnomnomnom)

Excellent choice, Dad. But if you don't mind, I'll have a little on a plate.








Tipper, why are you by my plate?! I'm Senior Cat here, not you!

TIPPER

You don't own all the ham in this house!!

Dad said I could have some so you have to share with me.

Frozen Tundra

Rules for Shasta

GEORGE

Recently I told you our human sister's dog, Shasta, is going to be living here for a while. And I said I'd put together a list of rules I expect her to obey. I've given this a lot of thought and want to thank everycat for your great suggestions.

I'm ready to dictate my list, Mom. Mom...are you ready?

MOM

Yes Georgie, go ahead.

GEORGE

Good. This list will be similar to the one I made for our former Blurpy-now-Sticky Girl when she was born but more strict. I mean, we are dealing with a DAWG here, not a human!!

RULES FOR SHASTA

1. This is my house and I'm Senior Cat which means I am the boss here. I run a tight ship and don't put up with any nonsense. And remember, there are 3 other cats here who are also your bosses. Well, maybe not Misty 'cause she's younger than you.

2. Don't look at me, touch me or try to talk to me, and for heaven's sake, no barking when I'm napping. Please remember, I nap at least 18 hours a day.

3. No stealing our food. Mom will put our feeder up on the kitchen table so you can't get at it. This is a major inconvenience because now we have to jump up there to eat. Regarding the water bowl, don't leave any of your germs in it.

4. Mom bought you dog toys so don't bother our toys. You have (Mom, I'm sorry, but I need to say one of the bad words here) "dog breth" and we don't want your icky dog slobber on our toys, either.

5. Don't bother our litterboxes. Absolutely (ugh) NO EATING out of the boxes will be allowed. When you need to answer nature's call, don't do anything on our floor where we have to look at it, or smell it. Be civilized and take your business outside.

6. I usually nap on either Dad's lap or Mom's lap in the evening. If I want a lap and you're on it, you will vacate that lap immediately. Once I'm on the lap, don't even think about trying to lay anywhere near me.

7. No jumping on the big bed or any sofa or chair if I'm up there. The same goes for Max who can usually be found napping near me. If Misty or Tipper want to lay near you, please work that out with them directly.

8. No chasing us. We don't like it.

9. If we have to pass each other in the hall or kitchen, I will ignore you and you will yield the right of way to me.

10. There might be an occasion where I find it necessary to whap you if you intrude into my space. Please refer to Rule #1 and remember, I am Senior Cat here.



OK, I think that's about it, Mom. Please print several copies and put one in every room where Shasta will walk, preferably down at her eye level so she doesn't miss it!